The Archives

September 2010
06 Blasphemy
August
08 Good Dick Is a Painful Experience
May
23 Home
21 And Now For Something Completely Different
April
16 What Does Wikipedia Have to Do With Kanye?
15 A Dream Out of a Franz Kafka Novel
March
21 The iPad is Stupid, and So Are You
14 Smug Bastards and Vegetarians
February
24 Wristcutters: A Love Story
17 Dr. Jekyll and Monkey Robot
12 A Titillating Post
November 2009
07 Starf*cker
05 I Am Reading I Am Charlotte Simmons
October
24 Sucking on Psychedelics
13 Killing Your Darlings
July
31 On Blogging
June
30 I Don’t Get Twitter
May
29 Why I Don’t Allow Comments (Anymore)
April
17 Let’s Teabag America
07 Warcraft and Reality
04 Adventureland
March
31 Brief Thoughts On the Short Story
17 Facebook, My Favorite Mistake
February
25 Coffee
19 Cereal
11 Wistful Wanderer
10 Star Wars and Literature
05 Copyright Ruins Everything
03 Pogs
January
30 The 100% Perfect Girl (Or, Reflections on a Sunny Afternoon on a Park Bench)
30 The Physics of Inner Peace
20 The Modest Little Smiley
18 Joe Flacco is 24
14 The Beginning of the Future of Capitalism
December 2008
02 On Emo, and the Evolution of Music
November
24 24: Redemption
23 Nondeterministic Santa Machine
02 5 Steps to a Great Halloween 2009
02 This is Why I Vote
01 Special Effects and the “Modern” World
October
19 Algorithms Analysis
07 Wake Me Up When September Ends
September
29 Uggs Redux
28 I Don’t Remember VBScript
27 On Being Vegetarian
25 Dreamcatcher
17 Tomato What?
14 What Would Kurt Cobain Endorse?
August
03 Kraft® EasyItalian
July
28 What We Are, What We Want
26 iPhone Redux
12 You Guys Get the New iPhone Yet?
June
29 Sad Facebook is Sad
May
29 GNU Screen Revisited
27 Why I’m (Probably) Leaving the Mac
09 Does This Mean Java Sucks?
April
29 A Letter to BSG
27 Michael 1, Apple 0
16 An Inside Look at the Sorority
12 Weather
11 Web Technologies on the Desktop
March
31 Book Dedication
30 Hello Blog, How Are You? I’m Fine, Thanks.
13 Spaghetti Nodes
09 Popeyes Redux
04 Functional Programming in Python
February
21 Popeyes
January
31 Cool Cats
22 Kappa Sigma Whatever
December 2007
21 This is Why Americans Don’t Participate in Democracy
20 The Few, the Proud, the Marines?
November
29 I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for…Screen?
01 Exfoliating Bodywash
October
15 A Musical Inspiration
09 Filesharing
September
29 I Was a Fan of John McCain…
August
17 And That’s a Wrap
July
09 A Few Trivial Observations
June
28 Washing Windows
May
23 Back at Bucknell (Almost)
14 Obligatory Summer Post
April
28 Throttling YouTube
March
16 Dark Angel
09 Readings
August 2006
09 On Being Gay
08 Stop Ruining My Operating System!
July
19 The University of Melbourne and the Seven Dwarfs
18 Cherry-Eating Protocol
14 So Who Came Up With This Design?
12 Famous Faces
11 Facebook Fact
03 I Want to Go to China (or Japan)
June
23 What Do You Think You’re Doing?
15 The Gift of Giving
07 Pragmatic Optimism
May
16 You’re Invited!
April
25 I Can’t Wear Them If They’re Wrinkled
March
26 Breaking Free From the Chains of AIM
February
27 A High-Tech Solution to a Low-Tech Problem
23 I Know Printouts are Free, But…
21 I Hate Conformity
16 All Quiet on the Western Front
January
09 Clem’s BBQ
December 2005
23 Roundhouse Kick
19 I’ve Been Checking Car Trunks For Your Body…
November
16 This is What a Feminist Looks Like
10 Quit Whining, You Alkies
01 Working Over the End of Daylight Saving Time
October
20 How Much Television Will Your Children Watch?
11 Telemarketers Really Grind My Gears
05 The Cafeteria Really Grinds My Gears
September
11 QotD: The Pledge of Allegiance and National Pride
09 QotD: Geeks and Nerds
06 An Apt Name
August
25 Welcome to the Fall Semester!
17 QotD: The Confederate Flag and Southern Pride
15 Walken for Pres?
06 Sean Kelton and His Ride to Spider Solitaire Stardom
01 But Why’s the Rum Gone?
July
22 Library Melodies
20 New Game: Question of the Day
17 Introducing Monkey Robot 2.0
05 Mandarin Oranges
01 Where’ve You Been?
June
14 You Just Assumed I Meant Michael Jackson.
08 The Price of Gasoline
03 Me vs. Public Safety
May
18 Earn a Master’s Degree?
14 Combos
06 Little League Baseball
April
29 BUCC’s Animal Rights BBQ
26 What Do We Want? Change Machines! When Do We Want Them? Now!
24 Top Ten Albums of the 90’s
22 Helvetica == Arial?
18 Room Selection
15 Squealing Girls
14 I Might Not See the Morning Sun Today
12 What’s Michael Taking Next Semester?
10 Pump Your Gas, Miss?
05 Singing in the Shower
03 Rain
March
28 Latest News on the Great Roommate Debacle of 2004-2005
23 Things I Don’t Like Much Right Now
20 Business as Usual on Capitol Hill
19 ’Ray Bucknell!
15 Don’t Step On My Blue Suede Shoes
08 MGMT 101
06 The Science of the Fraternity
03 The 2005 Bucknell Toilet Paper Summit
February
28 Bucknell is Awesome
27 “Offline” vs. “Off the Internet”
24 Slash vs. Backslash
23 Bucknell Financial Woes Redux
22 Thanks For Nothing, Bucknell
14 The Most Maligned Holiday of the Year
13 Are Those Cloves?
10 The Fallacy of Composition: An Illustrated Primer
03 Ringing in My Ears
01 A Surprise Visit From a Young Blonde Girl
January
29 Duck Hunt
22 LOL
18 Cleaning Out the Microwave
15 Life of Crime
08 Movies of 2004
04 Pop Culture and the Meaning of Life
01 The Obligatory New Year's Day 2005 Post™
December 2004
30 WoW
25 Ho Ho Ho, Meeeeeerrrry Christmas!
23 Trivial Pursuit
22 All Quiet on the Western Front
18 Home For a Month
15 Too Much Stress
13 Locked Out
11 What Am I Going to Do With All This Room?
06 Waterproof Shoes
02 I Feel Sick
01 Out of Shape
November
27 A Random Story Involving a Hook and Jesus
26 The Lewisburgian’s Guide to Avoiding the Fuzz While Still Having Fun
25 O Modest Mouse, How I Love Thee
20 Just a One-Fingered Victory Salute
17 Registration, Work, and Being (More) Studious
14 Just Another Weekend
13 A Political Plea
11 Trapped in the Library
09 Visions of Fall in Lewisburg
08 Interrobang
07 Solitaire Theory
06 Updates, Roommates, and Surprise Visitors
03 Decision ’04
01 Halloween Shenanigans
October
29 Whoops… No Wonder No One Was Leaving Comments!
28 Pi
25 When Good Pop Stars Go Bad
24 Monkey Robot Presidential Endorsement
22 Fall Break 2004
20 Boots
19 Fahrenheit 9/11
18 Burritos on a Budget
17 Ferris Bueller, Mario, and a Bit of Fine Orchestra
16 What Do You Think?
15 Vodkapundit, Idiocy, and Indecision 2004
14 Pastels and Productivity
12 Smoking in the Boys’ Room
10 Why Viruses Suck
08 The Single-Serving Cereal Container Black Market
06 To Catch a Squirrel
03 Showering Schedules
02 Dave!
September
30 Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Rock Band
26 A Night of Fun and Enlightenment
25 The History of Monkey Robot
21 Modern Technology and Society
20 Artistic Merit
19 Hurricane Ivan and the Flood of ’04
13 Crocheted Hats and Polo Shirts
05 Lights, Camera, Action!
02 Pst… Hey… Want a Chipwich?
August
30 I Couldn’t Live Without Food
27 Back to School
16 Disney Romance
12 It’s Just the Cleaning Ladies
08 A Night in the Haunted Hotel
05 Technology: Great When It Works, Horrible When It Doesn’t